Previous Scrubs Quotes of the Week
I thought I would keep up with the quotes that were once the SQofW. The first couple I don’t have a date for (damn faulty memory), but they were used. I will try to, from here on out, have the correct date I used each quote.
JD (to Turk): I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
Season 1, Episode 3-My Best Friend’s Mistake
Dr. Cox (to Elliot): I want you to spread the word, missy. I’ve – had – enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I’m going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you’ve just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he’s drunk at the wheel.
Season 1, Episode 3-My Best Friend’s Mistake
Elliot (to Paul): Of course I’m holding back! I’m insane, you idiot! Remember the other day, when you told me that I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am wracked with self-doubt. I have panic attacks. I’m claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobiaphobic. I talk to myself. I talk to my cat. I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother’s voice. And yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn’t stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? ‘Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There! I opened up! Are you happy?
Season 2, Episode 16-My Karma
April 21-May 4, 2008
J.D: I hate that stereotype that black people all yell at movie screens, y’know? Like you go to see a horror flick and you’d be yelling like, “Don’t go in there, girl! He behind the door!” Y’know? It’s like…it’s offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don’t ya?
J.D: Excited Why does she go in there?! I mean, he’s behind the door!
Season 2, Episode 12-My New Old Friend
(Yes, this was for two weeks. I got lazy.)
May 5-May 18, 2008
Dr. Cox: Oh gosh, Denise, thank you for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. Now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it’s a cotillion joke. My God Newbie, it’s been two furiously frustrating years. How is it possible that you still don’t get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays. I like their music. I like their sense of style. I especially like what they’ve done with Halloween. But our thing is that you are a little girl. That’s who you are.
Season 2, Episode 21-My Drama Queen
(once again two weeks because of my laziness)
May 19-May 25, 2008
Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?!
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you’re happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.
Season 1, Episode 21-My Sacrificial Clam
