The Monotonous Life

I hate that it’s getting warmer and warmer everyday. I can’t wear jackets, which I like wearing. Even worse, I have to wear short sleeve shirts and shorts, and I hate wearing shorts because that means I have to shave my legs.* I hate the birds coming back. I hate waking up at 6 in the morning because some damn bird is already singing. Furthermore, I hate waking up to sun pouring rays into my bedroom at 6:30, 7 AM. I hate that when I walk outside there are bugs walking and crawling and flying around. I hate the pollen that is just floats right by my face making my allergies start a personal war with me. And with that I hate feeling like I have the flu in the middle of spring because of pollen-allergy war. I hate having to wear sunglasses. I hate having my window down in the car because that means I have to listen to some jackass blasting the patheticness that is Lil’ Wayne so loud the next city can hear it. I hate not having a reason to drink hot chocolate or coffee anymore.** I hate looking outside and wanting to go but being too lazy to move from my position on the couch. I hate that my two favorite sports are nowhere in site of playing anytime soon.

But the main reason I hate Spring is because it leads into Summer. And Summer can go jump off a cliff.

*May or may not be true.
**I tend to only drink hot drinks when it’s cold. When it warm I stick to the cold drinks.